The Ould Orange Flute
- In the county Tyrone, in the town of Dungannon
- Where many a ruckus meself had a hand in
- Bob Williamson lived there, a weaver by trade
- And all of us thought him a stout-hearted blade.
- On the twelfth of July as it yearly did come
- Bob played on the flute to the sound of the drum
- You can talk of your fiddles, your harp or your lute
- But nothing could sound like the Ould Orange Flute.
- Toora loo, toora lay, oh it's six miles from Bangor to
- Donaghadee.
- But the treacherous scoundrel, he took us all in
- For he married a Papish named Bridget McGinn
- Turned Papish himself and forsook the old cause
- That gave us our freedom, religion and laws.
- Now the boys in the townland made some noise upon it,
- They forced Bob to fly to the province of Connaught;
- Took with him his wife and his fixins, to boot,
- And along with the rest went the Ould Orange Flute.
- Toora loo, toora lay, oh it's six miles from Bangor to
- Donaghadee
- At the Chapel on Sundays to atone for past deeds,
- Bob said Paters and Aves and counted his beads
- Till one Sunday morn, at the priest's own require
- Bob went for to play with the flute in the choir.
- He went for to play with the flute in the mass
- But the instrument quivered and cried."O Alas!"
- And blow as he would, though he made a great noise,
- The flute would play only "The Protestant Boys".
- Toora loo, toora lay, oh it's six miles from Bangor to
- Donaghadee
- Bob jumped and he started and got into a splutter,
- He pitched the Ould Flute in the bless'd holy water;
- He thought that this charm would bring some other sound,
- When he tried it again, it played "Croppies Lie Down!"
- And for all he would finger and finger and blow
- To play Papish music, the flute would not go;
- "Kick the Pope" to "Boyne Water" was all it would sound
- Not one Papish bleat in it could e'er be found.
- Toora loo, toora lay, oh it's six miles from Bangor to
- Donaghadee
- At a council of priests that was held the next day
- They decided to banish the Ould Flute away;
- They couldn't knock heresy out of its head
- So they bought Bob another to play in its stead.
- And the Ould Flute was doomed, and its fate was pathetic
- 'Twas fastened and burnt at the stake as heretic.
- As the flames rose around it, you could hear a strange
- noise
- 'Twas the Ould Flute still a-whistlin' "The Protestant
- Boys".
- Toora loo, toora lay, oh it's six miles from Bangor to
- Donaghadee
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