A well nourished, middle-aged, entrepreneur finds himself in central Los Angeles after closing a business deal on some commercial property, when he sees a typical 'blue collar' bar. He decides to park his Aston Martin across the street and go in. The place is empty except for the bartender and this young man at the far end of the counter. Our entrepreneur orders a drink for himself and whatever the rather forlorn fellow at the other end of the bar is drinking, to which the young man acknowledges with a nod. Shortly after, the two of them are sitting side by side chatting away. An hour passes and our entrepreneur says:
"Let's go to my place? I want you to meet my wife"
The young man has nothing better to do as he's presently unemployed; so, he says:
"Sure!"
Our entrepreneur pulls out this billfold chock full of $100 bills and notices the look on the young man's face and says:
"Oh, you see that load of dough? That's mine; all mine! Come on; let's get out of here!"
Outside, the young man immediately sees this fantastic car and our entrepreneur notices and says:
"See that car; it's mine - all mine. Come on, let's get in!"
Soon, they reach the bottom of the Pacific Palisades which overlooks Santa Monica and Santa Catalina. At night, with all the lights, it's an impressive show. After driving the winding upward drive a good distance, the entrepreneur parks across from this two story rose granite mansion. The young fella asks:
"That's your place?"
To which our entrepreneur replies:
"Yep, that house is mine, all mine. Now let's go inside and meet the wife!"
Once inside, at the bottom of a gradually curved marble stairs is a Tiffany wine cooler filled with shaved ice around a bottle of Dom Perignon. The entrepreneur calls out to his wife; then, says to the young man:
"She must be in bed; let's just peek in. You have to see this incredible beauty I married"
So, at the top of the stairs, they look in through about a 6 inch gap from the master bedroom door and, sure enough, there lies this stunning woman naked as the day she was born; however she is lying next to an Adonis also naked as the day he was born. And, he is spooning her with his hand cupping her full round breast. They both seem blissfully serene.
The Young man is perplexed, especially when the entrepreneur simply says:
"Isn't she gorgeous? And, she's mine, all mine"
The young fella just can't help himself and says:
"Well, yes, yes, she's exquisite; but, who is that man lying next to her?"
To which the entrepreneur blithely responds:
"Oh him? That's me!"